My Dad's Cigarette

One day ....
when i saw my dad still smoking though he knew that it made him cough

Me         : Dad, reduce your cigar please ?
Dad        : Im doing it right now ... see ?  ( reducing a cigar from its pack ) with a big smile in his face
Me         : ????? * sigh *

now!

while I was waiting for my doctor this morning...

a 2 years old girl who was sitting in front of me,
keep talking and asking things to her mommy
i overheard what she was saying to her mom...

girl : mommy , is there a baby in your stomach ?

mommy : yes ...

girl : i want to see it! now!

Lol :D